Things I've figured out

Happy new year! Here are a few things I've realized in the past couple of months:

1. The difference between a hostess and a wife: One serves you wine, the other serves you whine
2. I can't focus on anything (and when I say anything, I mean anything)
3. If I were in college, I'd major in Whine
4. I don't care if people hate me for no reason because I hate them for no reason, too
5. I know some of the saddest people, yet I have the time of my life with them. It's the people with great lives that bore the heck out of me
6. I can't sit/stand still
7. I enjoy doing things I suck at (for example, sports)
8. I don't like talking on the phone. I lisp, I stutter, and I never sound interested. I'd rather text or go on AIM and risk getting carpal tunnel
9. Video games are stupid and sometimes pointless...and I can't get enough of them
10. I'm too girly to be a tomboy and too tomboyish to be girly
11. I'm like a nerd from an 80's sitcom: not really ugly, 1 or 2 close friends, does good in school, reads some sort of weird genre of literature, and will end up making a ton of money in their 30's (I look forward to it)
12. I always rush things. Even if I have 3 months to do something, I'll try to finish the whole thing before the week is over
13. I talk like people care what I say
14. Growing up, I didn't like people that didn't want kids or didn't know if they wanted kids, were way too hard on themselves, were arrogant, were picky about people they like, that complain a lot...then I grew up to be that person and my perspective changed
15. Reality shows bore me. I'll watch some of it, record the rest after the first commercial, then never see it again
16. My junior year of high school has made me an overachiever
17. I play pool like Scooby-Doo and Shaggy solve mysteries: I only do good on accident
18. I think I'm a perfectionist, so I wish everything I do could be a thousand times better
19. I read this somewhere:
The word "word" backwards is drow. "Drow are, on the whole, sadistic, arrogant, cruel, destructive, hedonistic, and treacherous. Their eternal game of advancement at the expense of others, which is encouraged by the spider goddess herself, has transformed the dark elves into a race of scheming backstabbers eager to increase their own stations by pulling down those ahead of them and crushing their inferiors underfoot"